If you cannot do what is right, do what is left
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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12 out of 10 people agree, 2 out of 10 people are schizophrenic
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Lion Tamer school: where your homework eats your dog...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not hungover, I'm still drinking...
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Donkey lovers can kiss my ass
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I forking love cutlery
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Vacuum thieves suck
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Scrabble is awsm
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If there is one thing i hate more than cliff hangers, it's...
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Caution: Zombie Horde: Dead Ahead
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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Anagrams are awoseme
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Cheese is way over-grated
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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50% Pirate, 50% Ninja, 110% Awsome
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Warning: may hadoken when startled
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Luck is clover-rated
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I can't spell for siht
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning, that or, croissants...
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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My other shirt has +4 defense
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Spelling's for loosers
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Emo by popular demand
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Instant friend: Insert Coin
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If looks could kill, I'd be a shotgun
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Warning: Contains excessive amounts of Awesome
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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Oh my *insert appropriate deity here*!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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My other T's a coffee
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Look away, ninja at work...
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I'm more Hip than a Pelvis
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I'm Flyer than a Pamphlet
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Love hates Hate
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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